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Scientific Facts That Don't Apply To Me
By Cristin O'Keefe Aptowicz

Nothing that has been burned once
can be burned again.

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Cristin O'Keefe Aptowicz is published or forthcoming in McSweeney's Internet Tendancies, Rattle, Pank, Barrelhouse and Monkeybicycle, among others. Her latest book, Words in Your Face: A Guided Tour Through Twenty Years of the New York City Poetry Slam, was published last year by Soft Skull Press. For more info, visit her website at www.aptowicz.com.

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